When my brother's in the shower...
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-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
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-hears him singing-
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me:
will you quit singing?
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brother:
what?
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me:
QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
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brother:
WOMAN
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brother:
WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
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brother:
MY BALLS
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brother:
AND MY SOUL