• bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

insanity workout

  • me: wait that was just the warm-up???
  • me: no I can't stretch like that
  • me: stop
  • me: help
  • me: I need an adult call an ambulance
  • me: when will it end
  • me: I want my coffin to have purple lining
  • me: remember me